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Joke of the Day
"what did the Fonz say after his first yoga class? namasteeeyyyy!"
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"What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ? An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !"
"""Doctor! Doctor! I think I may have Alzheimers!"" ""We had this discussion last week, Mr. Smith."""
"NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE Waiter: ahem *points to sign* Me: oh that's fine, I'm not ordering anything"
"What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target? Of course, I'm shuriken."
"What do you get when you convince a gorilla to have sex with a pig? Fired from the zoo, apparently."
"Why do priests wear underwear in the shower? They don't like to look down on the unemployed"
"Raising my kids is hard. I can barely get the fat one off the ground."
"One farmer says to another farmer... ""You can get more sales out of your crops by canning."" The second farmer looks and says, ""I know, I can. I can."""
"My daughter called Neapolitan ice cream ""three-way"" ice cream & I'm not sure I'll correct her cuz I'm a horrible person & it makes me laugh."