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Joke of the Day

"Cuban Joke One Cuban young woman complains to another. ""He lied to me! He told me that he was a luggage handler! It turns out, he's nothing but a neurosurgeon!"""

"Shut up laundry.Nobody wants to do you."

"""I know she told me to buy Tampax, but I'll buy the store brand that's on sale instead."" The last thoughts of a man who's about to die."

"A man with amnesia starts a joke..."

"Can America keep it down? Canada needs to work on Monday."

"Woke up to 5:15am phone reminder telling me I need to set my alarm for 8am. Thanks last night drunk self. This is why we don't have friends."

"Jobs are like relationships. You have them, you cry about it. You don't have them, you cry about it."

"Earth was the first world I created. It has all kinds of problems. #firstworldproblems"

"My wife just asked me why she came home to find marinara sauce all over our sleeping baby's head. Sorry babe, I'M NOT A DETECTIVE."

"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten tickles."