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Joke of the Day
"Shut up laundry.Nobody wants to do you."
Next Joke
"Sorry I can't attend your Facebook event, I'll be busy throwing myself off a cliff that day."
"I think Lady Gaga's next outfit should be made of spaghetti... If that's *pastable*"
"Why did the hipster burn his mustache on his coffee? ...he was totally drinking it before it was cool."
"""It's a dog-eat-dog world."" - Hannibal Labradoodle"
"What do you call it when a lizard can't get it up? A reptile dysfunction"
"The guy who invented the ""hokey pokey"" died recently. . . . I heard they had a hard time getting him into the coffin."
"What kind of car does a pirate drive? A Yarrrrrrrrris."
"Where did Saddam Hussein keep his CDs? In Iraq"
"What's the opposite of irony? Wrinkly."