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Joke of the Day

"My wife just asked me why she came home to find marinara sauce all over our sleeping baby's head. Sorry babe, I'M NOT A DETECTIVE."

"Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby? ... Stealing candy from a dead baby."

"I'm gong to start calling my dick ""The Cartridge"". Women keep wanting to blow it."

"Jokes about death penalty.. .. Are all about execution."

"what do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off"

"parents, please remember to teach your children not to talk to strangers, you know how boring your children are"

"Waiter waiter this lobster's only got one claw. It must have been in a fight sir. Then bring me the winner."

"Hitler was't that bad of a guy He did kill Hitler after all."

"Time travel I solved a complicated algorithm which could send us back in time, watch... I solved a complicated algorithm which could send us back in time..."

"My name is Joseph King. Nah, just JoeKing."