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Joke of the Day

"Earth was the first world I created. It has all kinds of problems. #firstworldproblems"

"Potato chips bragging about having less fat - I don't think you understand people who eat you."

"What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity? Hasbro."

"How do chemists get high? they drop acid of course"

"What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself."

"Why didn't the ghost have any babies? Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!"

"My wax museum is going to start small by focusing on famous people who look like candles."

"Jared ended his career the same way he started it... Trying to get into smaller pants."

"Did you know that every frog used to have at least some polish genes? In fact, they were a tad-pole."