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Joke of the Day
"Whats the problem with feminist picnics ? None of them make the sandwiches."
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"Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."
"These Jehovah's Witnesses are getting creative. They are now knocking on my door dressed as cops saying they have a warrant."
"Hey, sorry I missed your call. I saw your name on the caller ID and I didn't want to ruin my day by talking to you."
"Is fashion all about clothes? Apparelently."
"I farted on the bus today and four people turned around I felt like I was on The Voice"
"Every restroom says gentleman on it...since I'm a degenerate asshole I've been pissing in the trash cans outsidee them."
"""America is getting snow? How cute"" -Canadians"
"Have you ever had sex while camping? I hear it's fucking in tents."
"What kind of bread always goes wrong? A rye"