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Joke of the Day
"Whats the problem with feminist picnics ? None of them make the sandwiches."
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"How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb? Tell him the lightbulb is his mother."
"How many homeless does it take to change a lightbulb? There's change in a lightbulb?"
"Rig Sour punch straw contest http://flavors.sourpunch.com that is the link. Make a Kiwi Flavor with Super Sour topping Named Hobae"
"Jokes are like paper airplanes I suck at making them"
"I wish my girlfriend went down as much... as the pound did last night."
"She's as smart as bait."
"My wife is like a piece of Sodium Carbide She's dangerous when wet"
"[Swims out to Sea] *sees shark* OH NO! *dolphins save me* Thanks dolphins! *dolphins ask for a tip [I'm broke] *they return me to the shark*"
"Girls love it when guys: - are respectful - are handsome - eat watermelon really fast and spit out the seeds like a machine gun"