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Joke of the Day
"What is Bruce Lee's Favourite Drink? WOTAHHHHHH"
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"A man with a gun enters a bar... ...""Who had sex with my wife?"" he snarled. A muffled voice heard in the background said, ""You don't have enough bullets for that mate."""
"What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom? A fake name"
"What is a Mexicans Favorite book? TE-QUILA MOCKINGBIRD!"
"What's the most sensitive part on a female dinosaur? Her clitosaurus..."
"Why do people draw sunglasses on the sun? It's like, dude, he's the sun. They make sunglasses because of him."
"How do you keep an idiot busy? loading..."
"What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home? Echo-location, location, location (Replace ""bat"" with ""zubat"" if you wish.)"
"What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? Wasabi"
"I googled 'Gary Oldman' and left off the 'r' It was the longest 3 hours of my life."