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Joke of the Day
"What is Bruce Lee's Favourite Drink? WOTAHHHHHH"
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"Who is Samuel L Jackson's favorite historical figure? Oedipus"
"According to my Ex, we only had 2 problems: 1. Me. 2. Not her."
"I can't find the thing that I fuck every day, so I asked the kids.... Apparently the dog died two days ago."
"What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia? You get stoned."
"It's not as exciting when you realize his name is actually Harold Potter"
"'I like the smell of your meat' may not have been the best greeting to the hot waiter at the BBQ joint I picked for lunch."
"How old is your Grandma? I dunno but we've had him a long time."
"They should make erasers for Crayons called ""Crayoffs""."
"The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette."