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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one fifth of what comes out of her vagina is retarded."

"I like my women like I like my coffee With K cups"

"me: wow a pegasus flying horse: actually Pegasus was just one horse we all have different names me: oh whats yours flying horse: Pegasus 2"

"My dick is like and old antenna television... ...it takes a pair of needle nosed pliers, and a few smacks from my father to get turned on."

"I surveyed 100 women & asked which shampoo did they use when showering. 99 of them said, 'HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE'."

"Why do women love men who work with Horses? Because those men have got Stable jobs."

"Why didn't the buddhist accept the Nitrous Oxide for his root canal? Because he wanted to transcend dental medication."

"Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they could spend years at C."

"What was 2016? The best joke I've ever heard!"

"What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn? That's amorehay!"