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Joke of the Day

"Most computer problems stem from the lack of a fatherboard. No? Ok, I'll show myself out."

"When Transformers was filmed in Detroit Michael Bay had to use CGI to repair buildings"

"Some of my co-workers want to go hang out tonight. Trying to figure how to fake my death and still make it into work tomorrow."

"Trumps plan for the wall works. Look at China. They built a fucking wall and you don't see any Mexicans there. Edit: spelling"

"What an Idea..!!! My laboratory assistant has invented a device that allows you to steal other people's ideas and then permanently delete them from the subject's memory. Why didn't I think of that?"

"I went to Seoul the other day to sell fluorescent markers. It was the highlight of my Korea."

"If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are together on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it sinks, who survives? America."

"What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle? Attire."

"Why to Native Americans wear Jockstraps? TOTEM POLE!!"

"Who annoyed Polyphemus even more then Odysseus? Nobody"