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Joke of the Day

"What is the clinical name of the surgical procedure performed on a transsexual woman transitioning into a man? Addadictomy"

"What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection? I can maintain polite conversation."

"Cancer changes things. If you really love her.. You'll put up with dry-mouth blow jobs."

"I told my wife ..... I'm going to quit my job to become a stand up comedian, and she said, ""You can't be serious""!!!"

"Spent the entire day trying not to look at porn... It was so hard."

"A crossfitter, a vegan, an atheist, and a Redditor who always exposes reposts are all sitting at a bar... and I know this because they won't shut up about it."

"What do anal and spinach have in common? Well, if you hated it as a kid, you're probably not gonna like it as an adult."

"What did the racist chess player say? All Rook same!"

"BARTENDER: I think you've had enough sir. DRUNK: I just lost my wife buddy! BARTENDER: Well it must be hard losing a wife.... DRUNK: It was almost impossible!"

"I've got 66 problems and being upside-down is one."