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Joke of the Day

"Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5 and 6 come before 1, 2 and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was."

"Describe yourself in three words... Lazy."

"I just threw a rock at a guy who was getting Subway breakfast. He understood why."

"Blood is thicker than water. Maple syrup is thicker than blood. So pancakes are more important than family. There, I said it."

"Did you hear the joke about the sewing machine? It'll leave you in stitches!"

"I've just been sentenced to 6 months in prism It'll give me a chance to reflect"

"I was thinking about going as a band-aid for Halloween... But I decided against it. It would be too hard to pull off."

"IN CASE OF FIRE BREAK GLASS *breaks glass* *a glazed honey ham pops out* ""Nice nice"""

"I owe so much to X-men, the movie that taught me it was ok to be a terrifying mutant"

"Warning: password is case sensitive. password i think ur case is cute dont woorry so much"