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Joke of the Day
"I was trying to think of a joke about friends... But I don't have any."
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"My German girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10. Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done."
"What is Homer Simpsons favorite bread? Sour-Doh!"
"Which insect do asian people eat the most of? Lice"
"How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish?(X-post r/nfl) Mark Sanchez."
"What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb? I have made a grave mistake."
"What did the egg say at the party? Omelet"
"Imagine William Shakespeare in a swimming pool, perplexed and terrified as children just splash the shit out of him"
"Him: You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you darlin? Me: HOW DARE Y... Wait, did you just call me darlin"
"What language do bugs in the Middle East speak? Scarabic"