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Joke of the Day
"DirecTV/Spongebob Joke Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know I have DirecTV."
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"Dad: ""A little bird told me you are doing drugs"" Son: ""You're talking to birds, and I'm the one doing drugs?"""