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Joke of the Day
"Change is always hard.... Especially when a jar of it falls on your head."
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"On what kind of ships do students study? Scholarships."
"Quoting famous dead people on the internet is stupid. ~Confucius"
"Q: How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder."