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Joke of the Day

"What's a man's idea of a perfect date? A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack."

"Being married to a photographer is depressing... ...they're always looking at the negatives."

"What do you call a gay orgy? A fruit salad"

"Knock-knock. Who's there? Beefst."

"1. Secretly take a bunch of pictures of someone you see everyday but barely know 2. Friend request them on FB 3. Tag them in 238 photos"

"Love helps to kill time. And time helps to kill love."

"IF UR DATING SOMEONE AND THEY GIVE YOU GOOSEBUMPS BUT THEY DON'T GIVE YOU FRIES WHY ARE YOU TOGETHER?"

"I'm thinking of visiting Saudi Arabia based on the upcoming week's forecast It's mostly Sunni"

"I was once kicked out of fat camp for being a little debbie downer."

"Suicide Bomber Training: ""Pay attention because I'm only going to show you this once..."""