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Joke of the Day
"I'm getting my girlfriend a prosthetic leg for Christmas It's a great stocking-filler."
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"What's the best thing about fucking twenty one year olds? There are twenty of them."
"As a non-US-redditor I don't understand why right-wing gun nuts don't get along better with left-wing SJWs... ...they both seem to love triggers so much."
"[Getting waterboarded] ""Um, sir the subject isn't responding to interrogation, he's just getting bigger"" [Me, a sponge] ""MwahahaHAHAHAA"""
"U.S announces ""Biggest boom in terrorism since 9/11"". ... The prophets are going through the roof."
"What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common? You guessed it: we're all white."
"I bet when slutty girls get cremated instead of ashes the family just gets an urn full of glitter."
"There's only one problem with your face, I can see it."
"A British engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan. He is making land mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. He says prophets are through the roof."
"2 walruses walk into a bar.. the first walrus is swearing and acting extremly obnoxious, the second walrus turns to him and says ""tusk tusk"" Gotta love dad jokes"