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Joke of the Day
"Quoting famous dead people on the internet is stupid. ~Confucius"
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"A guy walks into a bar... and his alcoholism tears his family apart."
"Want to hear a funny abortion joke? Sorry, couldn't conceive one."
"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection."
"My parent trap worked perfectly. I now have five parents."
"I called the cops about a murder on my front lawn and they just hung up. They said that couldn't do anything about crows and to stop calling."
"Me: nice car Friend: yeah 400 horsepower Me: that's like 7000 ducks Friend: what Me: what"
"I totally understand how batteries feel... ...because I'm rarely ever included in things either."
"My mum doesn't work in IT. So I don't get why she looks at me and keeps repeating ""I wish there was an undo button."""
"My dad and I were never that close. The company he worked for once had a ""father-son"" picnic and he invited his father"