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"Quoting famous dead people on the internet is stupid. ~Confucius"
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"Saitama tried to change his Facebook password to Goku but Facebook said it was too weak..."
"Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk??? Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door"
"Did you hear about the strawberry jam and grape jelly hooking up? They got marmalaid."
"What is the witches motto ? We came we saw we conjured !"
"My goal is to be just the right amount of crazy to make everyone else doubt their sanity."
"I'm not needy. I'm wanty."
"Good names Barry McCockinner Ben Dover Eileen Dover Dr. Hugh G. Rection Give me other ones"
"What did Victoria say to Vancouver? I'll BC-ing you later."
"How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan? They already told you."