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Joke of the Day
"Quoting famous dead people on the internet is stupid. ~Confucius"
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"If you want to know what I'm like in bed, try plugging something into a USB port in the dark."
"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce the word ""unionized."""
"Nobody in this neighborhood ever got along until we all hated your rooster."
"Chuck Norris... ...played a used game once... on the Xbox One."
"What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster? You pop up all night."
"Jumper cables walked into a bar Bartender said I'll serve you but you better not start anything!"
"Most disgraceful joke I want to hear jokes that make your stomach churn, cringe, the most racist/sexist joke, jokes about absolutely everything and anything. I want them bad"
"Nigel Farage walks into a bar Convinces the patrons to set it on fire, and then leaves."
"Why did Snow White stop using the mail-in photo lab? She was tired of singing ""Some day, my prints will come..."""