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Joke of the Day

"They should pass out condoms at the election That way the American people can at least be safe when they're fucked"

"Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died? He pasta way. His legacy will become a pizza history."

"So my friends and I were having a debate over Mortal Komabt We concluded Sub-Zero is definitely cooler than Scorpion"

"My alarm is so needy... it wants attention at the worst times!"

"TL; DR: Action hero references Oedipus Die Hard's John McClane and his catchphrase . . ."

"Judge: All your responses to the questions must be oral. Do you understand? A: Yes Judge: What school did you attend in the fall of 1995? A: Oral."

"How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb."

"How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They rearranged the furniture in the room"

"So there is a First class only Indian Airline. Their motto is ""We will treat you passengers like Cattle"""

"Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea? Because North Korea has no Seoul."