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Joke of the Day
"How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They rearranged the furniture in the room"
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"wife: I was saving that me [eating bacon] It expires today *wife checks package* *sees I crossed out the date and wrote ""today""*"
"What do 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common? Icy dead people"
"How does a Gorilla become another animal? When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!"
"If the Pope could smell my farts right now he'd cancel Christmas."
"Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands? ""If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."""
"I'm more of an amateur bater. I agree, I need more practice."
"Congratulations, everyone who saw me and my kids at the mall today. That's the cheapest birth control you will ever have."
"How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1"
"Always ask your girlfriend if she is actually a transvestite before you start dating her. I learned it the hard way."