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Joke of the Day

"Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea? Because North Korea has no Seoul."

"I'm going to go out on a limb here and fall off obviously."

"String theory? It's more than just a theory, dude. String is real."

"I saw a porn starring Tila Tequila today The nice man even salted her rim."

"Probably the Grossest Joke I Know How do Vampires Make Tea? Used Tampons"

"I was going to yell ""Surprise!"" but missed the opportunity, now I'm stuck standing behind a curtain wondering when this becomes stalking."

"How do you tell a deaf person to shut up? ""Here, hold this."""

"Grocery stores nowadays have amazing selection We have powdered milk, powdered orange juice, powdered eggs, baby powder..."

"Donald Trump seeks total and complete ban on algebra because he thinks that it may be related to alqaeda"

"I don't know why they call it a period. At my house it's more like ""!#%* you, you piece of $&!@""."