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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a guy that steals burgers? A hamburglar!"

"How do you catch a rabbit? Hide behind a tree and make carrot sounds."

"[date] ME: ur jacket goes well with ur purse HER: *sits down* see it's not hard to be complimentary ME: u mean complementary HER: *gets up*"

"miscarriages You know what they say about women who've had miscarriages. They lose their inner child."

"I got a dig bick. You that read wrong. That awkward when you read that wrong too. And said 'moment' after awkward. This is awkward."

"My boss always gets angry at me when we golf together, for some reason. All I do is compliment him on his subpar golfing skills"

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change."

"Why did the geologist get divorced? He took his wife for granite."

"How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. They will just keep reposting the same lightbulb."

"Why did the penis. . . Why did the penis stop going to the speakeasy? He was sick of ragtime."