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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy that steals burgers? A hamburglar!"
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"How many illegals will it take to build Trump's wall? Too many to document."
"My blind friend texted me from his new phone today! It said ""gwi u dor srw ofjrd"""
"Cop: license and registration please. Me: (gives cop both) Cop: you drinking tonight? Me: no. Cop: you handed me 2 empty beer cans."
"Why is Santa always so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live."
"What's the difference between a cunt punch and fisting? pants"
"No one shows their true character more than when they are retrieving their bags from baggage claim"
"Never Drink Alone Thats why I Skype with people when I'm drinking."
"My solution to everything is fire. How do I get out this stain? Fire. How do you fix a car? Fire. How do you break up with someone? FIRE!"
"I can't believe I fell for your mom She's the oldest trick in the book."