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Joke of the Day

"Why are jews always washing their hands? They're Germaphobes."

"What are the 2 biggest lies men tell? 1) The check's in the mail 2) I won't cum in your mouth"

"Hey Dora the Explorer, stop talking to me like I'm a FUCKING RETARD!"

"Q. What is the difference between a fish and a piano? A. You can't tuna fish."

"Farrah Fawcett's last wish was for all the children in the world to be safe, then Michael Jackson died."

"I got in a lot of trouble on a date recently because I didn't open the car door for her Instead I just swam up to the surface"

"There are 2 types of people in the world. Those who don't fold their clothes out of the dryer... ...and women."

"Watching Finding Dory & her parents call her ""cupcake."" How do they know what that is? This movie doesn't seem very realistic, you guys."

"What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B? Brash."

"Teen Joke Teacher:"" What comes after 69?"" Student:"" Mouthwash."" Teacher:""Get out."""