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Joke of the Day
"She said she wanted to see other people So I bought a disguise"
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"I finally got tinder And after a few matches, I was able to start a campfire."
"What do you call a 58 year old man that has sex with a 9 year old girl? The Prophet Muhammad."
"In the beginning ... God created the world, and rested. Then God created man, and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested."
"What book do conservative casino workers love? Trump: The Art of the DEAL"
"Great weight loss tip: Become an astronaut."
"What do you call a black detective? Sherlock Homie"
"She asked me for a dollar... But I only had three quarters of it."
"What did the chef say to the man who wouldn't eat alphabet soup? ""I'm gonna make you eat those words!"""
"I've never even come close to having someone at ""Hello""."