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Joke of the Day

"IF JFK taught me one thing... The best way to clear your head is to take a ride in your car."

"What do you call a Mexican mountain climber? Caribeaner"

"What do you call a Muslim with a piece of ham on his head Hamed... What do you call one with two pieces of ham on his head Morhamed"

"Dating is collecting information about someone until you realize you don't like them"

"Some friends of mine had a baby. They didn't want to know what sex it was, instead they just preferred to wait, and see how much it earned."

"Gandalf was an alien. It's right there in his name: Gandalf the GREY. Wake up, sheeple!"

"Hell hath no fury like 2 women in a car accident..."

"I work in a popular hotel... I see people come in to stay from all over the world, yet for some reason I've never seen a Native American here. I guess they just don't like to make reservations."

"I think I'm finally becoming more mature. Now when I watch Spongebob I usually agree with Squidward."

"A man goes to the doctor and says; Patient: wow, this has to be the smallest doctor's office in the world. Doctor: Get the f*** out of here! I'm taking a shit!"