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Joke of the Day

"Some friends of mine had a baby. They didn't want to know what sex it was, instead they just preferred to wait, and see how much it earned."

"Is fapping while high hijacking? Or is it weed whacking?"

"Wouldn't it be messed up if we found out Rome was built in like 23.5 hours?"

"Another ""Iron Man"" Joke Iron Man is a superhero. Iron Woman is a command."

"How does the moon cut his hair Eclipse it!"

"Don't you hate it when people mirror your joke and get all the credit? p ll pu o no o ldod u no ,uop"

"Mom: I'm worried you might end up alone. nMe: Don't worry mom, do you know how many followers i have???nMom: ... ( Worried face)"

"Did you hear about the leper whose wife died in a tragic car accident? He fell to pieces."

"Condoms... Are for pussies."

"I bet if Amy Winehouse had changed her name to Amy Lemonadehouse, she'd still be alive today."