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Joke of the Day

"I think I'm finally becoming more mature. Now when I watch Spongebob I usually agree with Squidward."

"I jump out of bushes to give surprise breast exams. I save lives. nnThe police are on the lookout for me. Probably to give me an award."

"Politics have really just become an emotional beauty pageant But you know... Women's Rights"

"My Grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo."

"Single airline stewardesses are very lucky... for their convenience all men are already sorted into different classes."

"Two zombies were playing a game of poker The first one threw his hand in the pile and the other laughed his head off."

"This hot girl asked me to recommend some music so i said Pink Floyd, she said ""I didn't know Pink used her last name as well"" Now she's dead"

"Did I miss something? Kermit has a new gf and Miss Piggy is seeing David Cameron?"

"Stop me if you've heard this already. -said no kid ever"

"What do you call a Korean bulldog? *buldogi*"