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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican mountain climber? Caribeaner"
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"What kind of street does a ghost like best? A dead end."
"Carrots are a great thing to eat when you are hungry and want to stay that way."
"What to NEVER EVER EVER say to a fat girl (or a girl who is overly conscious of her own weight). (OC) As part of our team, you're expected to pull your own weight."
"All the kids..... All the kids wrote poems, except for Johnny, he couldn't rhyme"
"Why doesn't Santa Claus have any kids? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down a chimney."
"How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe"
"Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work? Well, it worked with the slaves."
"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaay."
"How are eating a girl out and working for the CIA similar? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit. (Thanks to u/Gary_III for pointing out the mistake last time"