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Joke of the Day

"Okay with female deers & drops of golden sun. But always felt that ""La"" deserved a better identity than ""a note to follow So"""

"Why can't Jewish people view pornography?? Because watching people porkin' just ain't Kosher! Wakakakaka"

"Heard about the gay author? His new book will be coming out soon."

"I turn hot dog water into ice cubes for house guests I don't like"

"Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop? To Test a Mint"

"Women call me The Gold Medal I always finish first."

"Watching Jeopardy backwards would be about a panel of 3 people asking Alex Trebek questions that he always gets right."

"A local bakery caught fire last night The whole place is toast"

"- Who likes music? - asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor."

"How do Russians drive to Alaska? By bearing straight"