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Joke of the Day
"Bob unknowingly sat on a chainsaw. ;"
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"Don't be sexist. It's just wrong. And being wrong is for women."
"One from my 7yo God daughter: why can't Elsa hold on to her balloon? Because she keeps letting it go!"
"Why did God invent Yeast infections? So woman know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt!"
"What breed of dog loves to take a bath? A shampoodle"
"What's worse than the Holocaust? The Holocaust! wait shit"
"""Hi, I'm Anne Hathaway for Proactiv. I've been blessed with great skin, I'm just lucky I guess, but I totally support you if you need this."""
"A better name for the Pope mobile would be a 'Christler'."
"I invited my girlfriend to go to the gym with me, then I didn't show... I hope she gets the message that we aren't working out."
"what's your best oscar one liner? tell me."