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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a green elephant and a purple one? One of them is purple"
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"Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician? because he didn't C#"
"Not to brag but a girl at this party said I look like the Hulk, of course it was when I was turning green from drinking too much, but still..."
"Life is like a box of chocolates... and I am a lactose-intolerant diabetic."
"Why is your wife annoying? Because she is always jalapeno business."
"What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park in it, man."
"*narrows my eyes at you suspiciously* *keeps narrowing them* *closes them entirely* [naps]"
"It's weird how women are always wearing clothes. What are they trying to hide?"
"A study has shown that women are better than men at driving in fog.. Well of course they are. They're not looking where they're going."
"I can't afford Disney World so we go to the biggest hill on my street and my kids wait an hour before I roll them down in my office chair."