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Joke of the Day
"It's weird how women are always wearing clothes. What are they trying to hide?"
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"I like to play chess with old bald men at the park. ..Although its hard to find 32 of them"
"My eyesight is good, but my strongest sense is non."
"Why does a chicken coup only have two doors? Because if they had four doors they'd be called chicken sedans."
"What do ""white privilege"" and ""severely mentally handicapped"" have in common? Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply."
"What is Batman's least favorite ice cream? Vanilla Bane!"
"While scrolling the front page I saw the most annoying thread ever It was coming out of the sweater I was wearing. That was my favorite sweater."
"Why do men name their penises? Because they don't like the idea of a stranger making 90% of their decisions."
"Helium is a limited resource and we could run out of it in our lifetime... Balloon prices are going to go sky high."
"So passed caring about how I dress any more. I just put on whatever makes me not naked and hope for the best"