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Joke of the Day

"*narrows my eyes at you suspiciously* *keeps narrowing them* *closes them entirely* [naps]"

"People say Money talks... But all mine says is Goodbye."

"[Knee-slappin, terrible OC] Why was the nun named ""NPN""? She was a trans-sister! *** I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke"

"""If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my Sven."" -Kristoff"

"How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? There is white-out on the screen. How do you know that another blonde has been using the computer? Someone has written on the white-out."

"Yo mama so fat... ...she had an heart attack while running an app."

"Really sucks for those addicted to Apple products... ...now there is no *escape*"

"Apparently im amazing at managing my credit card My bank keeps sending me letters saying my account is outstanding"

"""Snap! The Rice Krispie cereal mascot just isn't my type... ...his idea of a date is to just 'Crackle and Pop'"""

"My favourite sex position is the JFK It's where I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car"