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Joke of the Day
"Why did George Washington leave office after his second term. He wanted to set a president."
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"Larry Page's note to himself when wife mentions she wants motorola, she means phone."
"If your phone rings during a movie, answer it ""Yes, Mr. President. Right away, sir!"" And then run head first through the screen."
"You know what happened when your mom went swimming? The Titanic sank"
"What do you get when you squeeze a synagogue? Fresh Jews."
"I like my coffee like I like my men, Big, black, and strong."
"What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim? Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!"
"there's a gang of pickpockets targeting midgets in my town... honestly, how could they stoop so low"
"""Do you want to see a nice clock?"" I said, lowering my trousers, ""That's not a clock!"" She exclaimed when she saw my dick... It will be when you put two hands and a face on it!"
"A University professor goes to his German doctor about a strange mole... ""Ich bin ein doctor."""