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Joke of the Day

"I told my parents I wanted a panda for christmas. all I got was a white x6"

"How do you always keep your shoes tied? Replace the laces with earphones."

"Why did the suicide bomber explode on the train? To get to the other side."

"Punctuation is important... A missed period should always raise alarm."

"Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind it's too long."

"The Flash is lucky because he can run real fast but also because he lives in a world where every problem can be solved by running real fast."

"Can bees fly in the rain ? Not without their little yellow jackets !"

"My New Year's resolution for 2017 was to lose 10 pounds. Only 12 more to go."

"What are all sports in Africa called? The hunger games"

"When I moved to LA I moved in with the HOTTEST chick... But she found out I was living there and called the police."