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Joke of the Day
"Punctuation is important... A missed period should always raise alarm."
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"What would you do with $1 Million? I would buy a new butt, mine has a hole in it."
"I asked a Chinese girl for her number.. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""
"The Mafia hired me to clean recently I was a maid man"
"Hurry! Invest in Viagra stock!! I heard it's about to go up!"
"An Indian tracker puts his ear to the ground And says ""buffalo come."" Amazed, his clients ask how he knows. He rubs his ear and says ""hmm sticky."""
"When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, ""OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?... hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."""
"Her: Did you hear that eating curry can get rid of bad memories? Me: So I should take you out for Indian AFTER we have sex?"
"playboy: ""apparently they just read it for the articles"" [takes out all nude women] every man on earth: ""well this has back-fired massively"""
"I accidently put my USB through the washing machine It's still works, but it's really clean now. All the porn is gone."