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Joke of the Day

"The Flash is lucky because he can run real fast but also because he lives in a world where every problem can be solved by running real fast."

"If my mobile provider started charging 3 times as much as their nearest competitor but there was no voicemail, I'd still stay with them."

"Did you hear about the mexican train killer? He had locomotives."

"What do you call a midget physic that has escaped from prison?? A small medium at large"

"FACT: if a cop says FREEZE and then you say ""now everybody clap yo hands"" he has to drop his gun and clap and then you can get away."

"My family seemed kinda happy that the rice I made yesterday fell on the floor before I could serve it tonight."

"Female Viagra has been around for years... It's called money."

"The Pillsbury Doughboy... Another sad case of battered man syndrome."

"A terrorist posts on reddit. His post blows up. He meets 72 virgins. His day could not be better."

"In a hurry? I'll tell you a joke about my penis. It's short."