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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Asian-Indian man, who is standing on one leg? Balan Singh"
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"the children's version of ""The Catcher In The Rye"" is called ""My Little Phony"""
"I entered Reddit's pun contest.... .... I submitted ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would get an upvote. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."
"Studies have shown there is a direct correlation between a woman's insecurity and the amount of selfies she posts each day."
"My friend said his dog could retrieve a stick from 5 miles away. That just seems a little far fetched to me."
"My superpower is acting like I'm trying to stop the elevator from shutting when more people are trying to get on without really stopping it."
"What is a paradox? A small medical clinic."
"Wait... ""George Bush"" ..... George Bush Geonge Elush Ginge Eleshn Ninge Elevhn NiNe EleVEN NINE ELEVEN ..... BUSH DID 9/11"
"Free sex tonight I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""
"What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk? Hae girl Hae"