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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when it's raining cats and dogs... you step in a poodle"
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"I graduated in zooscatology. ""BULLSHIT!"""
"DON'T ARGUE WITH ME I READ THE HEADLINE OF AN ARTICLE I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT"
"What's the difference between a stripper and a hooker? Usually about $40"
"I thought for my whole life that air was free... ...then I bought a bag of chips."
"Why should you bury indians 10 feet deep? Because deep down they're good people"
"What's a baby seals' least favourite drink? Canadian Club on the Rocks"
"How do you convince America to join a war? Tell them its almost over"
"What do you get if you mix..... Mexicans with Samoans? Some mo Mexicans!"
"Why did Hitler kill himself... ... Because he was being charged for the gas bill"