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Joke of the Day
"What's a baby seals' least favourite drink? Canadian Club on the Rocks"
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"A redhead tells her blonde sister ""I slept with a Brazilian""... The blonde says ""OMG! you slut! How many is a brazilian?"""
"How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty."
"What does spinach and butt sex have in common? When they are forced on you as a child you resent them as an adult"
"What game show do pickles play? Dill or No Dill"
"To err is human To arrrgh is pirate"
"My dad just told me I should ""stop wasting my life and do something meaningful"" Dad jokes, am I right?"
"Did you hear Bruce Jenner was in a car accident? He was unhurt but his tranny was damaged."
"Why use words you don't understand in your tweets? It just makes you look photosynthesis."
"Why do people walk by and say ""Hi, how are you?"" but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!"