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Joke of the Day

"Why did Hitler kill himself... ... Because he was being charged for the gas bill"

"What is a Pirates favorite letter. You think it be RRRRRRRR but it be the C!"

"Toucan: Albanians kidnap Liam Neesons bird"

"[12 doctors in a meeting] alright. which one of you idiots leaked the 1 weird tip to lose weight that doctors wont tell you. IDIOTS!"

"Many homosexuals went into battle in World War I. Only a few came out"

"A Wizard walks into a gay bar, and disappears with a poof."

"The best way to get over someone is probably with your vehicle"

"me: Hi it is nice to meet u. I am Jeff date: Are u reading off notecards M: Yes sex at ur place sounds gr-wait crap these are out of order"

"I started a merkabah business. It really took off."

"Someone once said, there's safety in numbers.... Tell that to 6million Jews.. And a four man SS-squad."