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Joke of the Day
"Colin Firth has a younger brother named Colin Thecond"
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"""Goodnight moon."" *Moon takes out one earbud* ""No, Pepsi is not ok."""
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"I just had a phone call saying I'd won 250 cash or two tickets to an Elvis tribute night. It said Press 1 for the money or 2 for the show......"
"Calm down R&B singers nearing the end of your songs"
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"Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist."
"I like to take candy from a kid cause sugar is bad for them. Then, I eat it in front of them while saying, ""don't do this"""