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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the skeleton that couldn't go to the party? He had no body to go with!"

"What's the worst part about being black and Jewish? Having to sit at the back of the oven with the rest of the dirty niggers."

"Did you hear the AIDS joke? You haven't? Never mind, I don't want to spread it."

"Brb taking my potted plant for a walk ""And that is tha sunshine, and this is another plant, you guys can't be friends he lives outside"""

"First Time Around What do you call your first time masturbating? A first hand experience."

"I predict the iPad's small-but-not-quite-small-enough size will be a source of great consternation for fanny pack enthusiasts."

"I'm not allowed in the Vietnamese sandwich shop anymore. They decided to banh mi for life."

"Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!"

"do you ever get a series of sharp pains like someone has a voodoo doll of you and they're viciously stabbing it? no? how about now?"

"What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull out your meat."