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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull out your meat."

"Bathrooms have Changed from being a Singing Studio, to a Photo Studio."

"Why are red heads never calm? Because it's so easy to make a ginger snap."

"Afraid your kid might be a commie? Well if he paints one of his bedroom walls red with some yellow stars or a hammer and sickle, that's a huge red flag."

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bar tender asks him if he wants a drink, he says ""I think not."" He then disappears."

"Did you hear about the paperboy who masturbated on the job? It was all over the news! (Can't remember where I heard this, so sorry if its a repost)"

"""Oh, just a scotch."" The bartender says, ""what can I get for you?"" A tachyon walks into a bar."

"Friend apologizes for mess. Friend has immaculate house. Open her closet. Out comes 78 books, a piano and a gentleman squirrel in a top hat."

"I've just got my own valet and found people treat you completely differently. He's opened a lot of doors for me."

"How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian? with a big wave"