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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part about being black and Jewish? Having to sit at the back of the oven with the rest of the dirty niggers."

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"My girlfriend left me for telling too many bad jokes... I guess her love was pun-conditional."
"Soviet Valentine's Day You are the hammer to my sickle."
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