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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an oyster who can't find another job? A clamboni driver!"
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"Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes? Sears."
"Her: You should drink in moderation Me: Moderation?You makin words up? H: You're gonna piss on my lawn again aren't you? M: ...In moderation"
"He was a poor country boy. She was a rich city girl. They never met, due to geographic distance and rigid socioeconomic stratification."
"Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead"
"I've seen Han Solo land the Millennium Falcon on an asteroid, I'm sure he can handle landing a plane on a golf course."
"Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said you were leaving at 4:00. Sincerely, The Unicorns"
"Seal goes out with friends. A seal walks into a club."
"What's the difference between regular sex and anal sex? One makes your day and one makes your hole weak."
"You think I'm not online. But, I'm always here. Even if I'm not posting. I'm here. Scrolling...Judging."