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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an oyster who can't find another job? A clamboni driver!"
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"Twitter should give you rollover characters from your short tweets."
"What did God say after she made Eve? ""Practice makes perfect."""
"Pokemon go should contact Hillary Clinton. I hear she has some servers"
"My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself!"
"""They say there's no such thing as a free lunch. That ends today!"" -- me as I rally lunches everywhere to overthrow their oppressors"
"Women Q: What do you call a woman without an @sshole? A: Divorced"
"Someone should invent bass gloves. So people stop dropping it."
"""How was the beach? You hang ten or what?"" No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation"
"Son? ""Yes dad?"" If they ever put me on my death bed... I want you to... ""Yes?"" Tell those idiots to put me on a life bed instead wtf"