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Joke of the Day
"How are Joeffrey Baratheon and wheat related? They're both in-bread."
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"On Reddit you get crucified for not checking your facts... But on Tumblr you get beheaded for not checking your privelage."
"Embrace her crazy and she'll love you forever or until she kills you, whichever comes first"
"Mother: Does your teacher like you ? Son: Like me she loves me. Look at all those X's on my test paper !"
"Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees? PNC"
"I only support ghost hunting if you need the ghost for food."
"Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal the green cards."
"*puts on sports bra* Well, that's enough exercise for today..."
"Did you know you can tell what kind of area you're driving in by the bumps in the road? A few big bumps means you should probably slow down. Lots of little bumps means you're in a school zone."
"hokey pokey The hokey pokey crashed my computer. Stack overflow (You might have to be a programmer to appreciate this)"