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Joke of the Day
"What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christler."
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"Met a hooker who said she'd do anything for $5 So I had her repost a joke for me that's been posted 5,000 times in the past week"
"That sinking feeling when you realize you forgot to lock your clubhouse when you were 8, and it's probably all infested now with girls"
"Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself."
"I know this is only our second date, but can I use your bathroom real quick? Her: Of course... *walks out 26 minutes later* Thanks."
"I can't direct you the ingredients to the ultimate diet shake.... But I can show you the whey"
"A Freudian slip is when you want to say one thing but end up fucking your mother."
"The only thing standing between you and your dreams is insomnia."
"Blue Guy lives in the blue house, red guy lives in the red house, purple guy lives in the purple house, orange guy... Lives in the White House."
"Never tell a joke to plutonium, there reaction is explosive"