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Joke of the Day

"put this tweet on the news"

"With so many gay people nowadays... It's hard to keep them all straight."

"The early bird might get the worm, but The second mouse *always* gets the cheese"

"Why is a good husband like bread dough? Because his wife needs him."

"Why does the KKK wear all white? Because they hate black, people!!!"

"A German woman was walking down a dark alley when she got accosted by eleven men... ...who tear her clothes apart and start to rape and molest her. The woman shouts 'Nien! Nien!', so two of them left."

"What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? Names! -Bo Burnham"

"Awful pick up line Are you my big toe? Because i want to bang you on every piece of furniture."

"Sign at funeral home: ALL SALES FINAL"

"I tried to think of an electricity pun Now my head hertz"