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Joke of the Day

"How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? Nobody knows because they've never tried"

"What's the loneliest drink? I dunno but its in a solo cup."

"My girlfriend told me that she's sick of me pretending I'm a cat Girlfriend: ""I'm sick of you pretending you're a cat. I packed your bags. I want you to go."" Me: ""Wait, are you kicking MEEEOOWWT???"""

"I get that preschoolers go to bed early but it's still weird that Nick Jr becomes a hardcore porn channel every night at 8."

"absolutely despicable that gingerbread men are forced to live in houses made of their own flesh"

"I used to think revenge was a dish best served cold... But now I know it actually means ""getting back at somebody""."

"My dog would not stop digging a hole. so when he died we berried him in the holes he was digging. he was a wired dog he was!!!!!"

"*im watching a babe on a trampoline when her boob pops out* ""whoah"" *her other boob pops out* ""WHOAH"" *a third boobs pops out* ""WHOOOAAHHHH"""

"I wish people were like Internet videos and you could tap them lightly to see a clock of how much longer they're going to be talking."

"I made this joke up when I was eight. I'm very proud of it. What's in the wardrobe? Narnia business."