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Joke of the Day

"Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because the parrots eat them all"

"How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who knows, they never get the house."

"What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet? Last year's winner of the blonde ""hide and go seek"" contest"

"I bought my wife a refrigerator for her birthday. I know it's not the best gift in the world, but you should have seen her face light up when she opened it."

"Why do jewish women like circumcised penises? What jew doesn't like 10% off?"

"My grandfather gave me some sound advice when on his deathbed... ""It's worth investing in good speakers."" he said."

"Waiter: And what would the lady like? Me: Waiter: Me: Waiter: Me: Date: Gigi, he means you. Me: *blushing* Oh, wow. He called me a lady."

"So what do you do for a living? ""I'm in the Secret Service"" Wow, you didn't keep that secret too well did you"

"If your ringtone is a Black Eyed Peas song you have 4 seconds to answer before the entire office throws their stapler at you."

"What do you call a porno starring Rowan Atkinson? A Bean Flick"